Sophie's Socks and Stuff

Now I quite enjoy the work that I do but I think I must be the most intolerant person in the world as I find most of my colleagues really annoying. He's a lovely chap but he annoys me. I get annoyed with the way he greets me. What's wrong with Hello, morning or alright? I always get 'ello, 'ello, 'ello or usually Boo. Boo. What sort of way is that to greet a person. Also I get annoyed in the fact that I think lots of the research he's doing is bollocks and it's so unfair that he's come into a totally new area of research with no prior knowledge and has been getting loads of results. I'm sure it must be wrong but he somehow manages to do enough to get people to believe his claims. Also he has quite an annoying voice that often goes squeeky. And he has quite bouffant hair. And he wears black stonewash jeans or chinos with smart shoes which just look wrong.