Friday, March 04, 2005
Things I don't like
- Toilets that smell of stinky poo. My office is directly opposite one of the toilets on this floor and someone has just dropped a big stinky poo which is now stinking out the office.
- People who smell. I always end up sitting next to stinky people on trains and buses. Once you get a whiff it's impossible to avoid unless you change carriages or get off altogether.
- The dark. It scares me.
- Bananas. That sweet, squishy, smelly texture and taste is just wrong.
- People who are always late. Buy a watch. It's rude and uneccessary.
- Babies and people who assume all women want to look at, admire and hold babies.
- Hangovers. I always mean to be restrained and sensible but I usually end up staying for a few extra drinks and feeling like poo the next day.
- Periods.
- Being sick. I don't understand people who can sick up a load of beer and then start drinking again. If I throw up it's horrible, my stomach hurts for ages, I cry, get sick in my hair and generally feel like I would rather die.
- Intolerance and rudeness and people with no manners.
- Charles Dickens novels. Mostly they are stupid or OK with stupid bits that spoil the rest of the story.
- Horror films. I'm a wimp, especially if something is lurking in the shadows.
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